英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

英語(yǔ)笑話是指以一句英文短語(yǔ)或一個(gè)英文故事讓說(shuō)話者和聽(tīng)者之間覺(jué)得好笑，或是產(chǎn)生幽默感，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂(lè)、欣喜，拍掌叫好!小編今天推薦給大家的是英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，僅供參考，希望對(duì)大家有用。關(guān)注unjs網(wǎng)獲得更多內(nèi)容。

英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

這是一個(gè)陽(yáng)光燦爛的晴朗日子，森林里一只小兔子坐在洞穴外，在打字機(jī)上敲敲打打。這時(shí)一只散步的狐貍走了過(guò)來(lái)。

Fox: "What are you working on?"

狐貍：“你在做什么呢?”

Rabbit: "My thesis."

兔子：“寫(xiě)我的論文�！�

Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"

狐貍：“唔，是關(guān)于什么的?”

Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

兔子：“噢，我在寫(xiě)兔子是怎樣吃掉狐貍的�！�

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."

狐貍：“你太搞笑了吧!誰(shuí)都知道兔子不吃狐貍�！�

Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me."

兔子：“兔子當(dāng)然吃，我能證明的。跟我來(lái)。”

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing.

它們一起消失在兔子的洞穴里，幾分鐘后只有兔子獨(dú)自出來(lái)了。它回到打字機(jī)前繼續(xù)敲打。

Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

很快，一只狼走了過(guò)來(lái)，停下看著兔子奮力工作。

Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"

狼：“你在寫(xiě)什么呢?”

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

兔子：“我在寫(xiě)論文，關(guān)于兔子如何吃掉狼。”

Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

狼：“你不會(huì)指望這種垃圾論文被發(fā)表吧!”

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

兔子：“能發(fā)表，你想知道為什么嗎?”

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

兔子和狼一起進(jìn)了洞穴，而兔子又一次獨(dú)自走了出來(lái)。幾分鐘后它繼續(xù)打字。

Inside the rabbit's burrow: In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

兔子洞穴里：一個(gè)角落里是一堆狐貍骨頭，另一角落里是一堆狼骨頭。而另一側(cè)是一只獅子，它邊打著飽嗝，邊剔著牙齒。

It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject.

論文的題目選什么無(wú)關(guān)緊要。

It doesn't matter what you use for data.

你用什么作為例證數(shù)據(jù)也無(wú)關(guān)緊要。

What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.

真正重要的是：你的論文導(dǎo)師是誰(shuí)!

英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)�我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

媽媽?zhuān)寒?dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!

英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?

一位年輕的母親認(rèn)為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費(fèi)食物真不應(yīng)該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺(jué)之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說(shuō)她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬涂在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說(shuō)道，露茜，當(dāng)我象你一樣小的時(shí)候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來(lái)沒(méi)有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜看了母親一會(huì)兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然后她柔聲說(shuō)：您現(xiàn)在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?

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